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Twenty bucks buys ten coupons Two ears of corn and one ride on The tilt-a-whirl with your favourite girl Keep on walking down the midway Three-eyed goats and games to play Step right up, Carney says try your luck You can tell the sweet smell of summer in the air Whole town shuts down, everybody's gonna be there
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Down at the county fair Big time, big top, big crowds, big hair There's nothing bigger all around The country anywhere Than the county fair

Judging pigs and judging pies Fighting for the first place prize And have you seen this year's queen Then we have the duelling pigs, one is small, the other is big, And a petting zoo, yeah, they got that too And eight o'clock rolls around, everybody knows The grandstands open up and it's time for the big show

Down at the county fair Big time, big top, big crowds, big hair There's nothing bigger all around This country anywhere Than the county fair

Down at the county fair Big time, big top, big crowds, big hair There's nothing bigger All around this country anywhere Than the county fair

Down at the county fair Big time, big top, big crowds, big hair There's nothing bigger In small towns everywhere Than the county fair County fair Yeah, county fair